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HORNS, HOGS, AND NIXON COMING
 
 
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Screenplay adapted from the book of the same title

Terry Frei
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EXT. UCLA FOOTBALL PRACTICE FIELD, LOS ANGELES – DAY


Sprinklers spray as Bobby FIELD, late-30s, fit, and wearing a gray “UCLA FOOTBALL” T-shirt, takes off at a one-time serious athlete’s stay-in-shape pace.



EXT. NORTH EDGE UCLA CAMPUS, LOS ANGELES – DAY


Field approaches the campus entrance and sprints across the street, entering Stone Canyon Boulevard.


TITLE:

LOS ANGELES

MARCH 30, 1985


MALE RADIO NEWSCASTER (v.o.)

Among the stories we’re following on KNX 1070: Reclusive ex-President Richard Nixon is visiting his native Southern California, and he was spotted having dinner at Chasen’s last night with Paul Keyes, the producer of the old “Laugh-In” TV series. No word on whether President Nixon reprised his attempt at the show’s “Sock It To Me” catchphrase on the show during the 1968 campaign.


FEMALE RADIO NEWSCASTER (v.o.)

John, you have to say that right. It was a question.


MALE RADIO NEWSCASTER (v.o.)

(Bad Nixon imitation)

“Sock it to me?”



EXT. STONE CANYON BOULEVARD, BEL AIR – DAY


Field runs up the winding road. Hotel Bel Air is ahead. Three Men in suits walk toward Field. AGENT 1 and AGENT 2 are big and fit. The man in the middle is Richard NIXON at age 72, getting morning exercise. Ten feet short of Nixon, Field puffs out a greeting.


FIELD

Good morning.



EXT. HOTEL BEL AIR PARKING LOT, BEL AIR – DAY


Field has reversed his direction and is coming down the hill. He spots Nixon again, next to the hotel’s canopied entrance. Field detours into the parking lot and slows to a walk. As the Agents step forward, he approaches the former president and lifts his right hand in a self-conscious greeting.


FIELD

Hello, Mr. Nixon … Mr. President. Sorry to bother you, sir, but I decided I should introduce myself. I’m Bobby Field. I’m the football defensive coordinator on Terry Donahue’s staff at UCLA. 


NIXON

Sure. You had a fine season last year.


Nixon offers his hand. Field shakes it. 


FIELD

Thank you, sir.

(beat)

As a matter of fact, in 1969, I was a defensive back for the University of Arkansas and you, sir, came to our game in Fayetteville against… 


NIXON 

…Texas! 


FIELD

Yes, sir. 


A limousine pulls up. The DOORMAN opens the back door. Nixon doesn’t move.


NIXON

Terrific game! Numbers one and two in the nation. Texas with James Street running the wishbone offense and throwing that long pass … Arkansas with Bill Montgomery firing away to Chuck Dicus … That fine Texas boy, Freddie Steinmark, visited me later at the White House … I was in the stands, freezing, with Governor Rockefeller and George Bush and Senator Fulbright … and it comes down to the final minutes and it’s anyone’s game … and …


AGENT 1

Sir, we should go.


NIXON

What a thrilling finish! And when it was over, I went to both dressing rooms. 


FIELD

Yes, sir, this is the second time I’ve shook your hand.  


Agents nudge Nixon into the car. Limousine pulls away. Field watches with the doorman.


DOORMAN

That must have been some football game, him rattling all that off. He had a hard time coming up with his wife’s name yesterday.